it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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