I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
