Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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