You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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