The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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