fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
