week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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