i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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