But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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