Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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