Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
