i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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