I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
he just fucked me for my cheese..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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