well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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