yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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