Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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