Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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