are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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