Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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