if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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