there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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