just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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