so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Randomize
