normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
should my penis look like a turkey
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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