can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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