Everything about him screamed your future.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
