I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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