Nicole vs. Life
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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