yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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