Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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