Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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