i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hate all girls vehemently.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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