Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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