thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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