you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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