Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
