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No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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