Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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