Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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