Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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