just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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