Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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