I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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