Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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