As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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