Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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