So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
