They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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