His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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