Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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