is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
my being single is dangerous.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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