We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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