forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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