Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just cropdusted the office
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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