Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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